Once upon a time, I had money, until I went on Euroderptrip 1 with the notorious jST and my brethren in Order of the divine cob. I also went to Bulgaria, where I upset gypsies, struggled to speak the language and had a pretty nasty car accident with a man under the influence of drugs on a speeding 125cc motorcycle. Amongst this I popped into the beautiful Balkan mountains, where I visited this big communist era UFO thing.
And it was reyt good duck; built in 1981 to commemorate socialism (which was founded here in the 19th century) it has remained a massive concrete derp since the communists were told to do one back in the early 1990s. I liked it very much, and it alone was worth the hassle of this journey.